Sunday, July 26, 2009

what's on


Dog television.
A source of both endless amusement and near total boredom, punctuated by random scents and short bursts of excitement, like kids riding by on noisy skateboards, strange dogs pooping on your lawn(!), raccoons trooping across your street like they own it and squirrels cavorting in a circus act (Rocky and the Amazing Flying Squirrels!) on the electric wires overhead.

Dog TV: just like people TV... only smellier.

3 comments:

mo.stoneskin said...

"squirrels cavorting in a circus act"

I wish we had that on TV.

g said...

Hilarious!!

We used to say, when on a walk with our dog, he'd sniff for other dogs' pee, he was reading his "P-mail."

foolery said...

"...just like people TV...only the programming doesn't suck."