To the thoughtful neighbor(s) who left me this note on the windshield of my car today in the pouring rain:
Thank you SO MUCH for your helpful suggestion. I will attend to it IMMEDIATELY.
Anything else you'd like me to attend to while I'm at it? Perhaps the color of my house is not to your liking?
And I really do appreciate you leaving the note on my car instead of knocking on my door and telling me in person. My psychiatrist says I need to avoid confrontation because I have serious anger management issues, even though I hardly ever act on my violent impulses.
Now, if you could excuse me, I must go fertilize my dandelions.
Your slightly disgruntled neighbor,