Tuesday, August 18, 2009

the truth is out there...

I'm holed up at the county courthouse this week. Serving as a juror. Not allowed to talk about the case, but I'll say this: I spent the day with 12 of my peers listening to testimony by an expert witness who looked just like this:

This was him in 1936...He hasn't aged a bit. Has he discovered the secret of eternal life????
I think I may be losing my mind. If Flash Gordon shows up to testify tomorrow, I'm toast.

And the judge looks nothing like Ming the Merciless, so I think the Earth might be safe.

1 comment:

g said...

Good luck with it! I was once on a dental malpractice case jury! Talk about boring....excruciatingly boring.