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How to cope with junk mail in six easy steps
Step two: set aside postage paid return envelope. (Note that it's first class postage!)
Step three: tear remaining contents of envelope into tiny pieces.
(Don't forget the original envelope!)
Step three(a): I like to leave the section with my name intact, so they know who sent it...
but so far they haven't taken the hint. I'll get another offer from them tomorrow.
(Don't forget the original envelope!)
Step three(a): I like to leave the section with my name intact, so they know who sent it...
but so far they haven't taken the hint. I'll get another offer from them tomorrow.
Step four: sprinkle tiny pieces liberally across desk.
Step five: carefully place all pieces into return envelope and seal.
Step six: disregard scary legal stuff on back of envelope; this is not directed at you. Note the customer locator code...this indicates that they will know who you are, just in case you insult them or something.
You're very welcome!
Step five: carefully place all pieces into return envelope and seal.
Step six: disregard scary legal stuff on back of envelope; this is not directed at you. Note the customer locator code...this indicates that they will know who you are, just in case you insult them or something.
You're very welcome!
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