Over at Rogue Brewery, they get even farther out: one of the co-founders is known as "Chief Wisdom Officer", and brewpub managers are called "Directors of Culture, Commerce and Tourism" (except for the manager of the Eugene pub, who prefers "Director of Hoppy Goodness".) The business card of Linda Barclay, merchandising manager at Rogue, who's in charge of T-shirt, mug and all non-beer sales, sports the moniker "Queen of Trash and Flash".
Or how about the publicist who calls himself an "Ego Enhancement Consultant"?
Here are a few titles I'd like to see added to some famous business cards:
George W. Bush
Lame Duck Hunter,
Pontificator of Pompous Trivialities
Liberal Baiting Specialist
Despot of Decorating Dogma
Spare Change Distributor
Women's Anatomy Division
Archaic Paradigm Facilitator
Princess, Camelot Group
I could keep going on this subject all night! Got any good ones? What would yours be?
And mine? Considering my overall job description here at Camp Cactus, it'd probably read: