A random sampling of names and subject lines in my email spam folder:
- Ajay Aguilar Find your Russian soul-mate
- Aldrich Berry Delivery confirmation
- Abdullah Chambers Turn your bedroom life into a volcano of pleasure
- Alexio Dawson Your wife needs your attention? Solve all the problems with IT.
And there are more:
- Alic Abbott wants to know about my Hall of Shame. (Don't worry, Alic-when I get nominated, I'll send you an invitation)
- Abdul Bennett wants me to impress my girlfriend tonight. (My girlfriends are already impressed that I actually know someone named Abdul)
- Abbe Cortez wants to know if I'm the guy who cannot make love. (Nope, not me...I'm not even a guy)
- Alfy Dawson says, "How about a Russian bride?" (No thanks, not today)
- Abie Davis, Abrahan Barnes and Adamo Chapman are offering Swiss-branded watches. (Sorry, fellas--I only wear Chinese watches)
- Adolph Dennis says I can choose my own price. (On what? Swiss watches?)
- Christian Dating wants to help me find the one. (Christian, honey--I've already found him.)
- Faye Yan says I can incerase my value with a University Dip1oma/Degree/Masteer MBA with NO STUDY and NO TEST! (Faye's spell check program seems to be on the fritz)
And then there's this guy:
Alden Ball
IT Consultant of Perfect Lovemaking Art
It just goes to show, there's a perfect job for everyone in this world.
1 comment:
A volcano in my bedroom does NOT sound pleasant.
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